All Amazing Babies

“Three million will now go into Igor’s account,” my mother-in-law announced, handing me an agreement transferring all my future income to him. “I’ve just been offered a contract worth three million!” Marina burst into the apartment, barely holding back tears of joy. Her husband, Igor, looked up from his laptop and stared at his wife … Read more

“You Own an Apartment Downtown. That Means My Daughter and Her Family Will Move In With You, and You Can Figure Something Else Out,” My Mother-in-Law Announced “You own an apartment downtown. That means my daughter and her family will move in with you, and you can figure something else out for the time being,” … Read more

My Sister-in-Law Planned Her Vacations at My Country House for the Entire Summer. A Week Later, She Arrived—and Found a Surprise Waiting for Her “Dina, I’ve been thinking—we should come stay with you for a week in June. At the country house, I mean. The children need fresh air.” Larisa spoke as though she were … Read more

“I Won’t Let Anyone Else in Your Family Live Off Me. Let’s See How They Like That,” Lika Declared Lika stared at the laptop screen. The numbers in the bank account formed a picture that made absolutely no sense. That very morning, their joint balance had contained a substantial amount of money they had saved … Read more

“Did You Call Me a Stupid Sheep in Front of Our Friends? Shall I Remind You Whose Money We’ve Been Living On for the Past Few Years?” His Wife Asked Calmly “Did you call me a stupid sheep in front of our friends? Shall I remind you whose money we’ve been living on for the … Read more

“If Helping Your Sister Is Mandatory, Start With Your Own Money, Not Mine,” the Wife Told Her Husband “If helping your sister is mandatory, start with your own money, not mine,” Valeria told her husband. Alexei froze beside the kitchen table, looking as though his wife had just violated a law of nature. It was … Read more

“My Daughter-in-Law Deliberately Eats Separately from the Family,” the Mother-in-Law Complained, Unaware of Her Shift Schedule “She deliberately eats separately from us. As though we aren’t her family,” Zinaida Pavlovna complained, pressing the phone to her ear and lowering her voice even though there was no one else in the apartment. “Come over, Larisa. You’ll … Read more

“Move it, feed my relatives,” my fiance said in my own apartment. An hour later, he was out of there without a bride and without keys. “Olya, why are you standing there like you’re not family? Move it, come on, take care of the guests.” I was holding a tray with hot food — chicken … Read more

“Since You Gave the Apartment to My Brother, Let Him Support You in Your Old Age,” Lyolya Finally Told Her Parents Lyolya walked down the street, feeling the handles of the heavy plastic bags mercilessly cutting into her palms. The autumn wind pierced her to the bone, forcing her to tuck her chin deeper into … Read more

“I transferred the money back to my own accounts. From now on, let the person who doesn’t hand it out to his relatives manage the finances,” Victoria said calmly. Sergey froze by the kitchen table with a look on his face as if his wife had just told him not about money, but about selling … Read more